Deejays turn the average parties to epic and
awesome events, making the time worthwhile. However, despite their
awesome jobs, there are certain individuals who insist on making their
lives a living hell while on the decks.5. "Hey! Can I have a go at your decks? I'm really good..."
These are some of those douche bags who are used to playing around with their 'virtual deejay' software and are convinced that they are the best at it. They see real decks and they assume that they can do a better job than the deejay playing. If they are too drunk, they might even start giving instructions and points to the real deejay. If I were the deejay, I would let you have a go at my fists.
4. Silly questions like, "how much did your deck cost?"
This is the last question a deejay would want to hear. You being more interested in his decks than the skills he's trying so hard to show off is really disrespectful and annoying. Plus, why on earth would he tell you that?
3. Out of genre requests
The event description clearly states that this is a hip hop night (or any other specific genre) and a very confident stupid lad requests for a song that is off the specified genre. Further more, he makes it worse by stating exactly which genre it lies in and asks why it is not being played since it's so popular. Seriously?
2. "Please repeat for me that song..."
Dude, you do know that the deejay has his music planned and a schedule to stick to, right? Plus, you are not the only one in the club who's enjoying the music. Better carry your i-pod with you next time you decide to drop in.
1. "CAN YOU PLEASE CHARGE MY PHONE FOR ME? JUST TEN MINUTES. I'M SEATED RIGHT HERE. I'LL GET YOU A BEER..."
What the hell! I would put a gun to your face. This is just straight up 'madharau'. Your phone blacking out on you is your own problem, not of the deejay's concern. This is probably the point where the deejay is about to go all crazy on you.
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