GENEVIEVE ARINGISHIA PETE YA UCHUMBA; KUFUNGA NDOA HIVI KARIBUNI?

Muigizaji wa kike mwenye mafanikio na anayetafutwa zaidi na watayarishaji wa filamu nchini Nigeria, Genevieve Nnaji huenda hivi karibuni akavaa shela ya harusi na kusema ‘I DO’.
Ripoti kutoka nchini Nigeria, zimesema kuwa muigizaji huyo na mama wa mtoto mmoja ameshachumbiwa na amekuwa akijionesha kwa watu kuwa muda si mrefu atakuwa mke wa mtu.
Kwenye akaunti yake ya twitter hivi karibuni aliweka picha inayomwonesha akiwa na pete ya uchumba na kuandika maneno yasemayo “kisses especially for U”
Kutokana na picha hiyo, mitandao mingi ya Nigeria imehitimisha kwa kusema kuwa tayari amechumbiwa.
Baadaye Genevieve aliandika kufafanua kuhusu picha hiyo iliyopo kwenye mtandao wa Instagram akisema, “I wear that ring on my right so people won’t think anything of it. But I guess I’m on my own there. Lol!!”

ALEX FERGUSON will put his players through hell to guarantee they qualify for the Champions League knockout stages.

Manchester United were drawn in Group H yesterday with Galatasaray, Braga and Romanian minnows CFR Cluj.
It looks easy. But that is what everyone thought last season when they crashed out of a group containing Otelul Galati, Benfica and Basel.
Ferguson insisted: “That won’t happen again. We’ll qualify from the group stage. I’ll make sure of it.
“We need to show last season was just a blip.
“We have the experience of playing against Galatasaray in the past and will always remember the ‘Welcome to Hell’ banners. It’s always a difficult type of match.
“Braga are one of the improving teams in Portugal and we’ve never played Cluj before.
“But after the experience of last year, we don’t want to make any stupid errors this time.
“We will play our strongest team to make sure we get through.”
Manchester City will face the might of Real Madrid, Ajax and Borussia Dortmund, while trophy-holders Chelsea tackle Shakhtar Donetsk, Juventus and FC Nordsjaelland.
Arsenal play Schalke, Olympiakos and Montpellier.

Osama’s hit squad in movie role jokes...........

Killed ... Bin Laden

SPECIAL forces troops sent to kill Osama Bin Laden joked about who would play them in a film as they prepared to carry out their mission.

Ex-US Navy Seal team leader Matt Bissonnette has revealed the men discussed “Hollywood’s version” of their night raid on the terror chief’s hideout in Pakistan.
He writes in a new book: “Casting the Bin Laden movie was an ongoing joke. No one was getting Brad Pitt or George Clooney.”
Matt, writing under the pen name Mark Owen, reveals Bin Laden’s wife was too hysterical to confirm the man just killed was their target — and they had to ask a young girl they found nearby.
He also tells how he returned home to find TV reporting the mission “like a bad action movie”.
He writes: “I struggled to wrap my mind around it. Seeing those pictures made my head hurt.”

Kim Kardashian's Top 20 hottest ever Twitter pics .............

Beach babe ... Kim Kardashian's 'Night Shoot' Tweet to fans

THOSE boobs. That bum. And a stunning smile to match - it doesn’t take a genius to work out why Kim Kardashian is so popular on Twitter.

The US reality babe has become one of the most prolific celebrities who post photos of themselves for fans.
And we aren’t talking dull ‘this is what I had for breakfast’ stuff - curvy Kim posts sizzling shots of herself not wearing very much at all via her @KimKardashian account.
A quick look through her back catalogue of pics and you’ll see why she has a bulging following of more than 16million followers.

Here, we’ve selected our Top 20 gorgeous shots the 31-year-old has shared with the world over the past couple of years - along with the captions the beauty posted underneath.

Chris Brown Dyes His Hair Blue

Chris can’t decide what hair color he wants to stick with nowadays but it’s all good. At least he doesn’t have to worry about two many people jacking his style. (cues Soulja Boy)
Last night, he briefly revealed his new smurf colored hair before deleting the photo from instagram.
And if you are looking forward to getting a close up of the new hair at the MTV Video Music Awards next week, don’t hold your breath. After rumors hit the net claiming Rihanna, Chris and Drake would all be at the show next week [which would be the first time they would all be in the same building after the bottle fight ], Chris’ reps quickly killed those reports :

70% Of Lady Gaga’s Twitter Follows Are Possibly Fake

Lady Gaga recently became the first person reach 20 million twitter followers, but, according to a new study, she might have significantly fewer fans than that.
Social media company Status People has found that 71% of the singer’s now almost 29 million followers might not be real.
The study separated followers into “fake,” “inactive” and “good” and found that only 29% of Gaga’s fell into the third group.
If true, this would mean Gaga now has over 20 million followers that are either full-on fake users made only to follow and send spam or that have had no Twitter activity in a long enough time to raise suspicions.
There’s no word on just how Gaga would have attracted all these fake and inactive tweeters.

HAYA NDIO MAKUNDI YA TIMU ZOTE ZILIZOTANGAZWA KWA UEFA 2012..........

Group A: 

• Porto, 
• Dynamo Kiev, 
• Paris St Germain,
• Dinamo Zagreb

 Group B:

• ARSENAL, 
• Schalke, 
• Olympiakos, 
• Montpellier

 Group C:

• AC Milan,
• Zenit St Petersburg,
• Anderlecht, 
• Malaga

 Group D:

• Real Madrid,
• MANCHESTER CITY, 
• Ajax,
• Borussia Dortmund,

Group E:

• CHELSEA, 
• Shakhtar Donetsk,
• Juventus,
• 
  
• FC Nordsjaelland, 

Group F: 

• Bayern Munich, 
• Valencia, 
• Lille, 
• BATE Borisov,

 Group G: 

• Barcelona, 
• Benfica, 
• Spartak Moscow, 
• CELTIC,

 Group H: 

• MANCHESTER UNITED, 
• Braga, 
• Galatasaray, 
• CFR Cluj

Eyewitness Reports That Cocaine Was Being Used In Prince Harry’s Hotel Room .......

Cocaine was used in the hotel room where Prince Harry romped naked during a now-infamous Las Vegas party, an eyewitness claims.
This latest bombshell follows Radar’s exclusive report that the Prince’s nude “strip billiards” hijinx at the Wynn Hotel and Casino were caught on video, a development extending the Royal family’s embarrassment.
“Things got pretty crazy in Prince Harry’s suite that night. Everyone was drinking and drugs were also being used by some people,” the eyewitness who was present at Harry’s party exclusively revealed.
“Some people were snorting cocaine,” the eyewitness stated. The eyewitness asked to remain anonymous due to the magnitude of the scandal.
The new information comes two days after a report in a Las Vegas paper said that the nude photos of the Party Prince’s wild weekend were merely the beginning of the scandal and that “something gigantic” had not yet been revealed.
The source at the party saw cocaine being used and also told Radar exclusively that a number of the guests were on drugs when they arrived at his suite.
“Some were already rolling on shrooms (hallucinogenic mushrooms) when they arrived at the party, and some were just high on weed. And that’s exactly why no one there has come forward on the record…they don’t want to be implicated for any illegal activities,” the source revealed.
The source did not see Prince Harry use cocaine or any other illegal drugs but also was not with the Prince during the entire party.
A different source stated that Harry’s antics were captured on video, which has been quietly shopped to a very limited number of people as the person with the video is extremely nervous.
“There is video of Harry partying naked with women in the Las Vegas hotel room,” a source familiar with the situation said. “There have been some very quiet inquiries to see how much the video is worth.
“If the video goes public this could be the biggest Royal scandal ever.”

Picha Ya Leo!!!!

Du!! Huyu Mkidi Nini Mbaya?

 

 Why wait for Thursdays ... tips on improving your sex life all week

SO today is the best day of the week for having sex, The Sun revealed yesterday.

Researchers at the London School Of Economics reckon Thursdays are No1 for nookie because the body’s natural cortisol levels, which stimulate sex hormones, are at their highest on this day.
But waiting all week isn’t the only way you can boost your bedroom activity.
Here, The Sun’s online sex and love expert Dr Pam Spurr shares her top tips to improve your sex life.
Chocolate
It’s the food of love with lots of chemicals that stimulate feel-good sensations. Warm it gently between your lips and then use it like a body paint. Touch the warm chocolate to your favourite erogenous zones — then gently kiss and lick it off.
Talking dirty
Fantasy chat boosts your desire so even if you two don't use sex toys or things like handcuffs for kinky fun you can still chat about these things.

Adele 'marries in secret'

Hitched? ... Adele and Simon Konecki

A report in Life & Style says the pregnant singer and businessman Simon Konecki have tied the knot.
The singer is pictured in the publication wearing a gold band on her wedding finger.
It’s claimed she was snapped wearing it on a recent evening out with her husband in West London.
An onlooker quoted by the magazine as saying: “She was relaxed and calm, and she and Simon looked really great together.
“She seemed very, very happy. She absolutely does have a pregnancy glow.”
Adele announced she was expecting in June, writing on her website: “I'm delighted to announce that Simon and I are expecting our first child together.
“I wanted you to hear the news direct from me, obviously we’re over the moon and very excited but please respect our privacy at this precious time. Yours always, Adele xx.”
She has been dating businessman Simon since late last year and is due to give birth next month.

KWA WATU WANGU WA ARSENAL TU!

Tafakari Hii!!!!! Mwana Arsenali!!!

Brandy - Put It Down ft. Chris Brown

JENNIFER KYAKA [ODAMA] KUACHIA FILAMU MPYA - CHOCOLATE

Kampuni ya J-Film 4 Life chini ya Mkurugenzi Jennifer Kyaka (Odama) inapenda kukujuza kuwa mwezi Septemba 2012 itaachia filamu mpya ya Chocolate.

Mdau wangu naomba ukifika huo mwezi, wahi dukani na kununua filamu hii ambayo itakufanya uwe mtu wa tofauti kwa yale yaliyoigizwa. Tumekuelimisha, tumekufundisha, tumeadibisha na kukuburudisha.

J-Film 4 Life imehakikisha filamu ipo katika viwango vya kimataifa hasa sauti na video kwa ujumla.
Pata kuona hii trailer

John Terry included in England squad for World Cup qualifiers

ohn Terry has been included in Roy Hodgson's 24-man England squad for September's World Cup qualifiers against Moldova and Ukraine.
But Manchester United winger Ashley Young, who featured at Euro 2012 and in England's recent friendly against Italy, has been dropped.
Chelsea skipper Terry, 31, missed his side's 2-0 victory over Newcastle on Saturday with a neck injury.
But he is selected alongside team-mates Daniel Sturridge and Ryan Bertrand.
Sturridge, 22, and Bertrand, 23, both played against Italy and the former keeps his place as Wayne Rooney misses out as a result of the badly gashed thigh he suffered in Manchester United's 3-2 over Fulham.
Rooney's United team-mate Michael Carrick could make his first competitive appearance for England since he asked not to be considered for international duty last January, having not featured at the 2010 World Cup in South Africa.
Also returning to the squad is Liverpool's Steven Gerrard, who missed the the Italy friendly.
Arsenal forward Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain is also included, alongside his team-mate at the Emirates, Theo Walcott.
Jack Rodwell, who recently joined Manchester City in a £12m deal from Everton, has been left out.
Birmingham goalkeeper Jack Butland and Norwich's John Ruddy will be back-up to Manchester City's Joe Hart, meaning there is no place for Queens Park Rangers' Robert Green.
The road to Brazil 2014 begins at the Zimbru Stadium in Moldova on Friday 7 September before Hodgson's side are back in action at Wembley five days later against Ukraine.
Goalkeepers: Jack Butland (Birmingham City), Joe Hart (Manchester City), John Ruddy (Norwich City).
Defenders: Leighton Baines (Everton), Ryan Bertrand (Chelsea), Gary Cahill (Chelsea), Ashley Cole (Chelsea), Phil Jagielka (Everton), Glen Johnson (Liverpool), Joleon Lescott (Manchester City), John Terry (Chelsea), Kyle Walker (Tottenham Hotspur).
Midfielders: Michael Carrick (Manchester United), Tom Cleverley (Manchester United), Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain (Arsenal), Steven Gerrard (Liverpool), Adam Johnson (Sunderland), Frank Lampard (Chelsea), James Milner (Manchester City), Theo Walcott (Arsenal).
Forwards: Andy Carroll (Liverpool), Jermain Defoe (Tottenham Hotspur), Daniel Sturridge (Chelsea), Danny Welbeck (Manchester United).

Wawaona Hawa Warembo,Abby Na Britany Wanaadhimisha Siku Yao Ya Kuzaliwa, Na Wanaadhimisha miaka 22.

Picha Ya Leo...........

Du!! True African!!!!

DR. DRE AWAPIGA CHINI JAY-Z , P.DIDDY LIST YA FORBES CELEB WENYE HELA NYINGI..........

Dr Dre ndo mwana Hip Hop pekee kuingia katika list ya Celebs wa mwaka huu wanaolipwa mkwanja mrefu hii ni kutoka Forbes kupitia HHNM. 

Oprah Winfrey ametajwa kuwa wa kwanza Na mkali Veteran kutoka West Coast amekuwa wa tano (5) anapata dola milioni 110, Mkwanja huo Dre ameuingiza baada ya watengenezaji wa simu aina ya HTC kulipa dola milioni 300 kama asilimia 51 ya share katika kampuni ya Beats by Dre mwezi uliopita wa nane (8) na mkwanja mwingine alipata kupitia muziki. 

Wengine ni pamoja na Mtayarishaji wa mapigo ya muziki (Producer) Jerry Bruckheimer akiwa wanne (4) anamiliki dola milioni 115, Steven Spielberg akishika namba 3 anamiliki dola milioni 130 na Michael Bay anamiliki dola milioni 160.

Despite $125million Pay Cut Oprah Is Still Highest Paid Celebrity

Oprah Winfrey’s annual earnings fell by a massive $125 million last year, but she is still the world’s highest paid celebrity.

The TV mogul earned a cool $165 million down from $290 million from a year earlier, according to Forbes magazine.

It means she tops the the magazine’s list of high earning stars for a fourth consecutive time, but the gap at the top is closing fast

Oprah’s chatshow closed it’s doors in 2011 after a 25 year run but her ownership of syndicated TV shows such as ‘Dr. Phil,’ ‘Rachael Ray, ‘The Dr. Oz Show’ has kept her at the top of the league.

Theo Walcott: Arsenal fail to agree contract terms with winger

Theo Walcott has rejected a contract offer from Arsenal but talks are ongoing between the club and player.

The 23-year-old winger, whose contract expires in 2013, wants to stay and is willing to continue negotiations.
Manchester City are aware of the situation and will try to set up a deal for the England international if they get any encouragement from Arsenal.
It is understood Walcott has been offered an improved five-year deal worth £75,000-a-week.
If no agreement can be reached, reports suggest Arsenal will sell him  before the 31 August transfer deadline.
City have already made it clear they are chasing another winger, after selling Adam Johnson to Sunderland.
The Premier League champions have been attempting to broker a deal for Swansea's Scott Sinclair.
Walcott, who played for England in Euro 2012, joined Arsenal from Southampton for £12.5m as a 16-year-old in 2006.
He has scored 42 goals in 222 appearances and won 28 England caps during his time at the club.
Last season, he contributed 12 assists in the Premier League, many of which were for Robin van Persie.
Striker Van Persie moved to Manchester United for £24m on 17 August, three days before Alex Song joined Barcelona.
Walcott started the home draw with Sunderland on the opening day of the season but was left on the bench for Sunday's draw at Stoke.
Arsenal waited until after the campaign began to open dialogue with Walcott's representatives.
They feel they have enough cover in wide positions if he is sold, with Lukas Podolski, Gervinho, Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain, Andrey Arshavin and 17-year-old Serge Gnabry all available to manager Arsene Wenger.

Vurugu zaingia siku ya Pili Hapa Jijini..........

Rais Mwai Kibaki anatarajiwa kufika mjini Mombasa Alhamisi kufungua rasmi maonyesho ya kilimo ya Mombasa, wakati ambapo mji huu unashuhudia vurugu zinazosababishwa na vijana wanaopinga kuuawa kwa mhubiri wa dini ya kiislamu Aboud Rogo Mohammed.
Mapema Leo, ghasia zimezuka upya katika mitaa ya Majengo, Saba Saba na Makupa ambapo watu watatu wamejeruhiwa vibaya.
Mkuu wa polisi mkoani Pwani Aggrey Adoli amekanusha vikali madai kuwa mke wa mhubiri huyo ameaga dunia akisema amelazwa.
Haniya Saaid Sagaar anauguza jeraha la risasi kwenye mguu wake. Aidha, Adoli amewakosoa wafwasi wa muhubiri huyo kwa kuwanyang'anya maafisa wa polisi mwili wa marehemu na hivyo kuhujumu uchungunzi wa kifo hicho.
Polisi wamekuwa wakikabiliana na vijana wanaozua vurugu katika barabara za Nkrumah, Nyerere, Digo, Posta na Moi jijini humu. Hali hiyo imesababisha maduka kadhaa kufungwa baada ya wamiliki kuhofia usalama wao huku wengine wakiwa wameporwa pesa na mali nyinginezo. `

Nimefika Kwetu Wanaume, Siwataki Tena!!!

SIKU chache baada kukanyaga ardhi ya Bongo kutoka uhamishoni nchini Kenya, nyota wa muziki wa kizazi kipya Afrika mashariki Rehema Charamila amesema kuwa hajarejea nchini kusaka wanaume.
Akizungumza juzikati jijini Dar Ray C amefunguka kuwa hakuja Tanzania kutafuta Bwana wa Kuolewa nae kama watu wanavyovumisha mitaani isipokuwa amefanya hivyo kwa ajiri ya mapumziko na kazi pia.
"Unajua mimi niliamua kuhamia Kenya baada ya kuona kuwa ninsupport kubwa kwa Mashabiki wa huko kuliko hapa Tanzania hivyo nikaamua kwenda kuwapa kile wanachokipenda na pia kujaribu kukuza muziki wangu, katika kusibitisha hilo hivi karibuni natarajia kuachia ngoma yangu mpya amabayo nimeipa jina 'Moyo Waniuma' alisema Ray…

Warembo Wetu Hii Ni Yenu..........

DO not adjust your paper! This really is Gemma Atkinson showing off her curves.

The I’m A Celeb star had vowed to keep her kit on, to carve out a serious acting career.
But she was happy to be snapped here in a tiny bikini, looking loved-up with fella Liam Richards on Caribbean isle Aruba.
She is due back on our screens in hospital drama Casualty soon, having been in it for three months last year.
That should set pulses racing.

 Smooch ... Gemma Atkinson and Liam Richards

Bottoms up ... Gemma Atkinson and Liam Richards relax on the beach

Kate Upton's a hear-o as a sexy DJ.........

Ear she is ... Kate Upton

KATE Upton looks ear-isistable as she sizzles in a shoot.

The 20-year-old — who is one of the faces of the brand Skullcandy — appears in a selection of sexy photos promoting the gear.
Meanwhile, the Sports Illustrated model has said she would date Robert Pattinson even though she's not too keen on the undead.

The stunner revealed she would happily try and put a smile back on the Twilight star's face following his car wreck of a relationship with Kristen Stewart.

Bendtner Hana Chumba Tena Emirates...........

Mfb understands that Italian giants AC Milan are prepared to offer Nicklas Bendtner a route out of Arsenal.

The Denmark international appears to have no future at the Emirates after being deemed surplus to requirements.
The 24-year-old spent last season on loan at Sunderland, netting eight times in all competitions, but the Black Cats have opted against making the move permanent.
That decision has forced Bendtner back to North London, where the door to the first team remains bolted despite the Gunners' summer sale of Robin van Persie to Manchester United.
Bendtner has openly expressed his desire to move on, and Arsenal are willing to listen to offers.

Size Eight to host Sakata Dance Competition

Singer Size Eight is finally making her breakthrough this year. The petite songstress has not only been selected among the artistes on the Niko na Safaricom Live Tour but will also be hosting season three of the Sakata Dance competition.  The show that targets dance groups, with three to six members, had its auditions on August 21 at  Hillcrest College, State House Road, Nairobi, will soon be going on air on Citizen TV soon.
"I'm very excited to host this show. I feel like I'm finally doing what I'm supposed to do as an entertainer - from acting to singing and now hosting. I thank God, my fans and also corporate entities for the opportunities," the Vidonge singer said. Size Eight is the third female entertainer to host the show as fellow musician Wahu and actress Sarah Hassan hosted season one and two respectively. The show has also had celebrity judges like Wyre and Sanaipei Tande. Kiss 100's presenter Jalang'o is a comedian in the show.

TPF 5’s Ruth Matete doing it BIG in November

  Tusker Project Fame season five winner, Ruth Matete is set to be launching her album very soon.

Gerald Foster who was a judge at the reality show revealed that the artist will be launching her album either in November or December.

Gerald was speaking in the launch of Niko na Safaricom on Wednesday. He went ahead to commend Ruth claiming that she had an incredible performance.

Gerald said that Ruth is very talented which makes it easier for the producers and the whole team to work with her. She has even released a new single doing well at one of the radio stations.

Gerald said that they signed Jackson as he was an all round artiste who can write his own music.

He stated that Universal Records will be revealing other artistes signed to the label later but concentration is now on Ruth.

CCTV Journalists Attacked in Mombasa

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Media houses today report that China Central Television (CCTV) reporters have been attacked by rowdy youths in the Majengo area of Mombasa, following a second day of tension at the Kenyan coastal city.
Jane Kiyo and Michael Manja of CCTV were caught up in a melee as they went to report on the escalating situation in Mombasa as youths continue to violently protest against the killing of Sheikh Aboud Rogo, who was shot dead around Bamburi on Monday night as he took his wife to hospital.
This happened as the MFB also reports that two people have been stabbed near the Salvation Army regional headquarters. Several churches and businesses have also been vandalized and looted in the process.

SCARE: Is your MONEY safe in M-PESA, It had been HACKED! NOOO

  Safaricom’s MPesa services had been down since yesterday 10.oo am morning.

The integrated communication service provider announced on twitter; @SafaricomLtd We are experiencing a technical fault affecting M-PESA Service. Our technical team is working on quick resolution. Inconvenience regretted.

They later on posted a press release explaining the situation at hand, “Leading Integrated Communications service provider Safaricom regrets to inform its customers of an outage on the M-PESA service since 10.00 am this morning.

As a result of this, M-PESA customers are not able to access M-PESA services including sending money, depositing and withdrawals, ATM withdrawals, buying airtime, bank to M-PESA, pay bill and buy goods as well as web transactions.

Expressing regret over this outage, Safaricom CEO Bob Collymore said, “Our technical team is working around the clock to ensure that the service is operational within the shortest time possible. We would also like to assure all our M -PESA customers that their money is safe.”

For any inquiries or clarifications, customers and agents have been advised to call M-PESA customer support on 234 or email M-PESA@safaricom.co.ke

Several clowns on social media took the opportunity to scare unknowing Kenyans to believe that Safaricom had been hacked and they were set to lose their money. Panic was reflected by the comments many posted. Have a look:

Rose Maina gosh aki op its not tru...cz am tryin to buy credo n inakataa...

Adonijah Otieno My 0.00 balance

Shanti Hum Sai Gai.! Bob yangu ime go..!itx true..!

Sherrielle Winn Cherriey haha..125 bob yangu

Alies Mbugua Welkam 2 airtel my ppl itz nw the beta optn

Kigondu Peter Gez wat, i have been tryn to withdraw since morning inakataa then sends thz mesaage.....

Gracey Gee M khai...yangu imekataa ata kubuy airtym!

Sherry Sallyve wooot!!!

Winny E Knight true,i had 685 kwa mpesa,nkawasha phone leo morning ilikua 68500 nisha withdraw but sa naogopa kuhandwa solo nishare na nani???

For now, Mpesa is back.

The group’s CEO Bob Collymore posted on twitter  ‏@bobcollymore MPESA is now back up following an internet connection problem with the hosted platform. Pls accept our apologies for the inconvenience.

Anachokisema Wenger...........

"Arsenal lack a little bit of oil in their engine" 
- but he is confident it is a short-term problem.
The Frenchman saw his side earn a second consecutive Premier League draw on Sunday after failing to translate their possession into goals at Stoke City.
Bila Kumwacha Nyuma Mwanawe Olivier Giroud, Ana hayaYa Kusema..........

 “[It means] we have to wait for our [first] victory. But it is coming soon. We played well and had some good situations in front of goal. We just have to score now - me too.

“But I gave it all today. It was a hard game against a big team stoke city.
 But I felt good in the game and we missed one little thing - a goal.
“But there are a lot of good players here at Arsenal. It is easy to play with them. We need a little more time to come together.”